1 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:18,246 Albuquerque police. Hello? 2 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:34,804 We'd like to talk with you for a minute. Could you open the door, please? 3 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:38,981 We know you're in there. 4 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:41,731 You're casting a shadow through your peep hole. 5 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:45,732 All we wanna do is talk. Would you please open the door? 6 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,988 I'd prefer not to, officers. 7 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:52,071 Sir, come on and open up. 8 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:54,702 I have a condition. 9 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:58,251 I can't go outside or be exposed to what's out there. 10 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,955 You were able to steal your neighbour's newspaper. 11 00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:03,632 I didn't steal it. I left $5. 12 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:05,709 The cover price is 50 cents. 13 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:08,921 Did your neighbour consent to sell you her paper? 14 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,506 Uh- 15 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:11,966 She- 16 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:13,801 isn't-? 17 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:17,057 Um... 18 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:21,734 Officer, let's talk about something called "probable cause." 19 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:23,856 As I'm sure you know, in New Mexico... 20 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:27,031 there is a two-part test to determine whether police... 21 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:29,779 have an objectively reasonable basis... 22 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:45,716 the situation as Mincey v. Arizona pointed out... 23 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:48,135 create an event... 24 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:59,433 Hey, Tommy, come around here, would you? 25 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:02,562 And that's why the Tenth Circuit Court of Appeals... 26 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:05,519 ruled that a coercive order... 27 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:07,896 Check this out. 28 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:17,956 Requiring an individual to leave his house is seizure. 29 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:23,037 And therefore protected under the Fourth Amendment. 30 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:24,918 Right? 31 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:27,712 Whole lot of camp stove fuel. 32 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:31,591 - Guy sure sounds like a tweaker. - See what he did to the breaker box? 33 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:34,924 Is he coming out, or are we going in? 34 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:46,234 You got ten seconds to open this door... 35 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:48,187 or it's coming down, you hear me? 36 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:50,773 - Final warning. - Okay, I'll let you in. 37 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:53,404 But leave your electronic devices outside. 38 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:56,031 No phones, no walkie-talkies, no flashlights. 39 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,910 Definitely, definitely no Tasers. 40 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:01,367 I can't emphasise that enough. Deal? 41 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,998 Or-Look, look, I'll give the paper back. 42 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:44,663 Yeah? 43 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:47,621 James McGill to see Mr. Richard Sypes. 44 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:49,502 Ricky. Call me Ricky. 45 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,674 Come on in. 46 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:23,241 Uh, this is my assistant's car. Heh. 47 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,416 My Mercedes is in the shop. 48 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:29,664 Yeah, I ought to give him a raise. You're right. 49 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:36,590 Jim, I saw you on the TV. That billboard thing? 50 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,797 And I had me a pair of insights. 51 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:42,930 Insight the first: You ain't afraid to put yourself out there. 52 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:47,230 And insight the second: You believe in the real America. 53 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:50,274 Freedom. Self-sufficiency. 54 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:52,398 I do. I... 55 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:54,149 I really do. 56 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:58,279 When I see a man like you driving that foreign shitbox of a car... 57 00:05:58,483 --> 00:05:59,575 Well, see, actually- 58 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:03,701 it's a sign a good man can't get ahead today. 59 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,873 It's a travesty, that's what it is. 60 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:09,040 Well, that may be, ahem, Ricky... 61 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:14,216 but, uh, I refuse to consider myself a victim. 62 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:19,968 You know, we are once again at a point in our history... 63 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:22,799 where the fly-swatting hand of government... 64 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:25,682 is crushing the spirit of entrepreneurship. 65 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:29,481 Taxes, OSHA requirements. 66 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:34,938 The INS poking their big, fat nose into every mother-loving hire. 67 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:37,272 It's damned oppressive. 68 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,902 It's tragic. 69 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:41,201 It's un-American. 70 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:47,746 Jim, I think you are just the lawyer I need... 71 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:49,371 because I got me a case. 72 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:52,375 Major. I say, a major case. 73 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:55,548 Are you ready to clear your calendar? 74 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:01,717 Ricky, I'm all ears. 75 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:05,846 I want to secede from the United States. 76 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:09,225 Now, I got 1100 acres of property here. 77 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,057 Self-sustaining with solar power and wells. 78 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:16,566 A sovereign state immune to the business-killing regulations... 79 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:20,195 of the country in which it geographically lies. 80 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:24,403 We are going to be America's Vatican City. 81 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:28,831 Ricky... 82 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:30,997 I'm your man. 83 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:36,461 Yeah. Let's do this. Let's show them all. 84 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:38,292 Yea-ha 85 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:39,797 Yea-ha 86 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,218 Yea-ha 87 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:44,218 Ha, ha, ha. Yes, we are doing this. 88 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,509 Now, it's not gonna be easy. 89 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:50,345 The government is gonna fight us tooth and nail. 90 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:54,353 We could end up in the Supreme Court. I'm talking thousands of man hours. 91 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:57,276 I mean, years of effort. 92 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:01,361 Are you ready for that? 93 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:02,986 Me? 94 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:05,034 I say bring them on. 95 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,237 Let's talk turkey. 96 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:08,537 What's your rate? 97 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,748 Four hundred and fifty an hour. 98 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:19,332 To hell with hourly. 99 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,043 I want you on retainer. 100 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:24,884 How about one million even? 101 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,553 Five hundred up front... 102 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:30,385 and 500 when we're done. 103 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:34,098 A million? Ahem. That seems... 104 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,187 fair. 105 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:38,519 Would you like that in cash? 106 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:25,865 Uh... 107 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,740 Tax-free and backed by the full faith and credit... 108 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:31,867 of the sovereign Sandia Republic. 109 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,703 It's... 110 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:39,121 Son... 111 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:43,634 you are getting in on the ground floor- Heh, heh, heh. 112 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:05,405 Mr. McGill, hi. Thanks so much for coming. 113 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,152 Roland Jaycox. Roland. 114 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:08,904 Hey Roland. Great to meet you. 115 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:12,329 - You can call me Jimmy. - Jimmy, absolutely. Hello. 116 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,782 - Please, come on in. - Well, thank you. 117 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:18,835 What was it like climbing that billboard? Must've been pretty scary, huh? 118 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,963 Guy needed help, that's all. 119 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:25,376 You know, if I can do it, anybody could. Heh. 120 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,585 Well, my hat is off to you. 121 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,512 So here we are. 122 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,464 And patent law is something you-? 123 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:34,426 Oh, yeah. I do so many patent cases... 124 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,808 I should probably just go ahead and specialise already. 125 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,480 So, what do we got? 126 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,354 - I feel silly asking this. - Yeah. 127 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:43,276 Before I show you my invention... 128 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,899 you mind signing a non-disclosure agreement? 129 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,277 You got it. No problem. 130 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:54,784 It's my idea of a lifetime. If Fisher-Price or Playskool got their hands on this... 131 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,035 No worries. 132 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:06,174 You ready? 133 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:16,268 I may have seen one of these before. 134 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:17,935 Not like this. 135 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:21,606 This one has this little unit I've added. This is my invention. 136 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,149 - Do you have children? - No. 137 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,317 My wife and I have two boys, 4 and 6. 138 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,567 And let me tell you, toilet training them, nightmare. 139 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:31,991 Both times. They just didn't wanna use the commode. 140 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,570 So I wired a motion sensor to a voice chip. 141 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:39,408 Well, no sense getting all technical, but it's all about positive reinforcement. 142 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:41,914 Meet Tony the Toilet Buddy. 143 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,371 And when you sit down to do your business... 144 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,331 this is how he works. 145 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:56,224 Oh, yeah. That's the way. 146 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,895 Gosh, you're big. You're so big. 147 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:07,318 My goodness, look at you. 148 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:13,616 Fill me up, Chandler. Put it in me. 149 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,989 Chandler's my youngest. Loves it. 150 00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:17,286 Huh. 151 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:23,498 Give it to me, Chandler. I want it all. Mm. 152 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,870 Ah... 153 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:30,674 Anyway, it goes on from there. You get the picture. 154 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,879 Yeah. I, uh... 155 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:36,889 Yeah. 156 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,763 So, what do you think? 157 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:45,607 It's a little sexual maybe? 158 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,105 Sexual? What does that-? 159 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:52,234 Suggestive, maybe? Maybe that's a better word. Heh. 160 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:56,026 Look, I'm not saying this thing won't make you rich. 161 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:59,033 Some wealthier Pacific Rim nations, they'll love this. 162 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,955 The crazy bastards. Heh. 163 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,914 I created this for children. 164 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,246 - Children. Understand? - Hey... 165 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:11,128 Viagra was originally invented to treat hypertension. 166 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,300 Look how that turned out. 167 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:19,925 - You're completely disgusting! - Buddy, you're the one with the sex toilet. 168 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,385 Get off my properly! 169 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,720 You know what, I hope you do make a fortune... 170 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:27,603 because Chandler's gonna need it to help pay for his therapy. 171 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:05,228 I found the Alpine shepherd boy. 172 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,631 No, no, you just stay put. 173 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,925 I'll be right over. 174 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,025 Oh. 175 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,801 Now, where were we? Oh, would you like some more tea? 176 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:25,508 No. No, thank you. I'm fine. 177 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,343 Now, the shepherd boy Hummel... 178 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,725 that's gonna go to your nephew Clarence? 179 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,681 As long as he finishes college. 180 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:34,563 If he drops out, it goes to my niece Raylene. 181 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,769 But then Raylene doesn't get the girl- 182 00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:41,575 The girl with the geese, I know. That would go to your cousin Helen. 183 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,653 So long as she never remarries Frederick? 184 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,238 - Exactly. - Yeah. 185 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,950 And no matter what, I want the towheaded twins... 186 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:53,287 to go to Reverend Laurence's grandson. 187 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,417 Don't you mean Reverend Haynes? 188 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:59,922 Reverence Laurence's grandson is going to get the lute-playing angel... 189 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,844 because he was in the choir. 190 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,090 Very sharp, Mr. McGill. 191 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,097 And here I thought all lawyers were idiots. 192 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,430 Heh. No, only half of us are idiots. The other half are crooks. 193 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:16,434 - Aren't you a spicy one. - Well... 194 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:20,112 If I were 40 years younger, I'd have you buy me a Piña colada. 195 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,736 Well, if you want me to draw up a DNR... 196 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,192 I'll bring a blender and some pineapple. 197 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,447 Heh, heh. 198 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:28,200 I knew I'd like you when I saw... 199 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:32,284 how you saved that poor man on the television. 200 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,291 Moxie is in such short supply these days. 201 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,749 Yeah, well I pride myself on my moxie. 202 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:43,336 Now, I hate to do this, but I do need to bring up my payment. 203 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:47,761 And I'm sorry, but I can't accept SandH Green Stamps. 204 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,680 Now, uh, my fee is $140. 205 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,395 A hundred and forty. 206 00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,111 I'll gladly accept 70 today... 207 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:04,282 and 70 when I come back with the completed documents. 208 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,344 Twenty, 40... 209 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:29,220 sixty, 80... 210 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,681 a hundred... 211 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,262 and 20... 212 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,351 40... 213 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,108 Uh... 214 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,185 Okay. Ahem. 215 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,190 - Shall we continue, Mr. McGill? - Yes. 216 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,243 Yes, we shall, Mrs. Strauss. 217 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:52,906 Put it on the nail, not the skin. 218 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:57,711 I can't help it if your toes are too small. They should all be the same size. 219 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,538 Size of the big toe. That one I can do. 220 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,124 - Yeah, that would be attractive. - Heh, heh. 221 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,047 So... 222 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,881 - How's it go again? - "Oh... 223 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,717 you're huge, Chandler. 224 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,348 You're a big, big boy. 225 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,806 Oh, where does it end'? 226 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,233 Oh, don't stop, Chandler. 227 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,186 - Don't stop. - Heh, heh, heh. 228 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:24,896 Oh, here it comes. 229 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,278 - Oh, what is that? Is that a piece of corn? - No, no. 230 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:31,611 - Did you eat corn? Is that a niblet I see?" - Stop. Disgusting. 231 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,742 - No. Ha, ha, ha. - Too much? 232 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,619 Hey, good times. 233 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:39,669 Even your lousy days are more interesting than my good ones. 234 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,543 Yeah, we should definitely do something about that. 235 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,424 Seriously, don't ever try to make a living at this. 236 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,676 - Stick with the law. - Yeah. 237 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,507 Because I'm really... 238 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:55,343 lighting the world on fire in that department. 239 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,724 Did two wills today. 240 00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:01,182 Two wills, and I started a living trust. Whoopee. 241 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,607 Old people love me. 242 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,856 Maybe you got a future in elder law. 243 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,734 You think I could handle all that glamour? 244 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,610 No, I'm serious. 245 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,408 I've thought about getting into elder law myself. 246 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:15,537 I watched my grandmother at the end. 247 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,411 It's awful what people have to deal with. 248 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,459 Insurance companies. 249 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:24,290 My scumbag cousin stealing her savings and her pain meds. 250 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,333 Getting old sucks. 251 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:30,169 Seniors need someone on their side. 252 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,887 - It's Howard. - What the hell does he want? 253 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,557 Shh. 254 00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:45,731 Hi, Howard. 255 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:49,238 No. I mean, I haven't, uh... 256 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,366 Oh, my God, when? 257 00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:58,539 Yeah, okay. I'll see if I can track Jimmy down. 258 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,375 I'll call you back. Sure. 259 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,498 It's Chuck. 260 00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:19,510 Chuck. Chuck, you with me? 261 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,346 Chuck, hey, buddy, it's me. 262 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,727 Hey, can you talk to me? 263 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:27,318 Crazy sons of bitches. 264 00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:32,569 Hey, hey, sir. You can't do that. All of this needs to stay on. 265 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,867 No, no. No electricity, you understand? 266 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,320 No, it needs to be on. I'm getting security. 267 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:39,826 No, wait, wait. Wait, wait. No, wait, wait. 268 00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,078 - Why isn't that one going out? - Stop. 269 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,001 - Damn it. - Jimmy. 270 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,794 Just- Jimmy, wait a second. 271 00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:48,293 Jimmy, think. What's the plan here? 272 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,465 Sir, sir? 273 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,213 Sir, I need you to get down. 274 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,546 What kind of torture chamber you running? 275 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,849 - He's allergic to electricity. - You heard the doc. Get down. 276 00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:01,473 You might as well throw him into a microwave. Don't touch me. 277 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:04,726 He is this patient's brother. Please, listen to him. 278 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,189 - Now, hey. - Let's go. 279 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,772 Hold on, hold on a second, Edwin. Sir. 280 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,153 - You ready to calm down? - His name's Jimmy. 281 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,779 And he is gonna calm down. 282 00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:21,911 - Say the words, Jimmy. I need to hear it. - I'm calm, okay? I'm calm. 283 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,916 Why don't you go wait in the hallway? 284 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,245 I'll call if we need you. 285 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:31,628 Okay, so tell me about the electricity. 286 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:36,463 Look, I know how it sounds, but it's real. Oh, shit. 287 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,848 My phone. Stuff. Anything with a battery in it. 288 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,552 - He can't have it near him. - Hang on. 289 00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:46,397 There's my phone. Okay, that's it. 290 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,233 Thanks. 291 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:56,570 Okay. What the hell happened? Why is he here? 292 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:59,994 It started when Charles stole his neighbour's newspaper. 293 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:01,946 What? He never leaves the house. 294 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:05,875 I don't have all the details. Police found him in a very agitated state. 295 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:08,248 He was confrontational and incoherent. 296 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:10,329 How come you didn't call me? 297 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:14,918 Why did I have to hear about this through my brother's prick of a law partner? 298 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:18,425 The only contact information we could find was a business card. 299 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,886 Jimmy, in my opinion... 300 00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:25,470 Charles should be committed for 30 days of psychiatric observation. 301 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:29,649 As a family member, you can submit a petition for him to be evaluated. 302 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,147 There's an excellent facility in Las Cruces. 303 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:35,275 He can be there tomorrow. 304 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,440 I'd rather not. 305 00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:41,277 Hey, buddy. Hey, I'm right here. 306 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,579 - Oh, hey, Chuck. - Excuse me. 307 00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:48,459 Mr. McGill, my name is Dr. Cruz. Do you know why you're in the hospital? 308 00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:52,459 The police kicked in my door. No warrant. 309 00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:53,960 No cause. 310 00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:57,134 I wasn't incoherent. They just weren't listening. 311 00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:59,382 They Tasered me, Jimmy. 312 00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:00,930 Oh, Jesus. 313 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,428 Kim? 314 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:07,762 - I'm sorry, I can give you privacy. - No, no, no, that's all right. Stay. 315 00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:11,224 Howard called me. He's very concerned about you. 316 00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:14,276 How are you feeling now, Mr. McGill? 317 00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:17,229 Do-? Do you have a phone or a pager... 318 00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:21,113 - or anything with a battery? - I don't think so. I... 319 00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:27,411 Yeah. 320 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,617 Oversight. Sorry about that. 321 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:35,589 Can you tell me a little more about your... 322 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:37,712 - situation? - It's not a situation. 323 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,715 It's a condition. 324 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,172 Electromagnetic hypersensitivity. 325 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:45,633 For reasons unknown, my nervous system has become sensitized... 326 00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:48,936 to certain frequencies of electromagnetic radiation-. 327 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:51,639 Your brother called it an allergy to electricity. 328 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:53,690 Well, it's an oversimplification. 329 00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:56,227 But it's essentially correct. 330 00:23:57,186 --> 00:24:02,408 Electronic devices create their own electromagnetic fields. 331 00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:05,031 The closer I am to such devices... 332 00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:07,829 - the worse my symptoms. - Which are? 333 00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:10,283 Burning sensation on my skin... 334 00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:13,210 a sharp, cold pain in my bones... 335 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:16,414 muscle fatigue, heart palpitations... 336 00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:18,090 blurred vision... 337 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,633 tinnitus... 338 00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:22,757 vertigo, nausea, shortness of breath. 339 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,384 - A general- - It hurts. 340 00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:25,714 Yes, it hurts. 341 00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:29,268 When did you first experience these symptoms? 342 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:34,144 - Must have been... - You left the office 18 months ago. 343 00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:38,273 Well, in that case, uh, must have been almost two years. 344 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:42,983 Two years? That's a- That's a long time to live with discomfort. 345 00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:44,237 Well, there it is. 346 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,320 You think I'm crazy. 347 00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:49,746 I never said that. 348 00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:52,496 No, you didn't, because you're very polite. 349 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,077 But you think it. 350 00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:56,912 Otherwise you wouldn't be talking about commitment. 351 00:24:57,121 --> 00:25:00,000 - You find that idea distressing? - Who the hell wouldn't? 352 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:04,132 I find it inappropriate for a person... 353 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,384 suffering from a physical condition. 354 00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:11,347 Anyone who's spent more than a few minutes with me knows... 355 00:25:11,552 --> 00:25:15,022 that this isn't some kind of delusion. Wouldn't you agree, Kim? 356 00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:18,601 - Of course she does. - Well, I'm not a doctor. 357 00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:20,652 You've known me for a decade. 358 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:25,575 Have you ever seen me exhibit any sign, any sign whatsoever, of mental illness? 359 00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:27,902 See? If I thought for one second 360 00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:31,330 you could cure me, believe me, I'd jump at the chance. 361 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:34,283 All due respect, psychiatry doesn't have the answers. 362 00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:35,868 I'd very much like to try. 363 00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:39,751 Section 43-1-11, part E3. 364 00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:44,131 "The proposed commitment is consistent with the treatment needs of the client... 365 00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:48,009 and with the least drastic means principle." 366 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:52,343 Do you think subjecting me to this pain for a month is the least drastic means? 367 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,929 He might as well spend a month in a wood chipper. 368 00:25:57,056 --> 00:26:00,936 I understand your frustration. I do. 369 00:26:01,143 --> 00:26:05,023 You're obviously a highly-intelligent man... 370 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,858 in difficult circumstances. 371 00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:11,658 May I ask you a question? Just for my own interest. 372 00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:15,036 - Yeah. - How do you meet the needs of daily life? 373 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,708 What do you do for light? 374 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,206 How do you prepare food? 375 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:22,665 I use white gas lanterns. For cooking, I have a camp stove. 376 00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:26,218 I have a large cooler I keep filled with ice. 377 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:29,672 It's not ideal, but I make do. 378 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,473 I see. 379 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:33,050 Well, thank you. 380 00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:37,263 Would you mind if I took a moment to speak with your brother? 381 00:26:37,471 --> 00:26:40,850 Uh, make sure you still have your wallet when you're done. Heh. 382 00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:42,731 - Funny guy. - Heh. 383 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:43,982 Jimmy. 384 00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:49,278 I wanna go home. 385 00:26:58,283 --> 00:26:59,455 That was a dirty trick. 386 00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:01,913 That wasn't a trick. It was a demonstration. 387 00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:06,547 This allergy to electricity isn't real. It's a manifestation of something deeper. 388 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:10,380 I'm not saying it's 100 percent real, but Chuck is smarter than you and me. 389 00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:12,510 So we're not talking him out of this. 390 00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:15,183 And I'm not sending him to a rubber room. 391 00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:17,307 No one is talking about rubber rooms. 392 00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:19,980 - There are specialists- - He's seen specialists. 393 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,603 The best doctors. None of them helped, not one. 394 00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:24,481 So you're ready to give up? 395 00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:28,735 Who's giving up, huh? I'm- I'm the one doing the heavy lifting here. 396 00:27:28,939 --> 00:27:31,988 That white gas, who do you think brings him that? 397 00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:35,787 And milk, bread, toilet paper and ice and every other thing he needs. 398 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:38,912 Is that helping or enabling? 399 00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:44,167 If you testify in a custodial hearing, he can get help. That's in your power. 400 00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:47,716 To be committed involuntarily, he has to be a danger to himself. 401 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:49,714 - Or others. - And he is. 402 00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:52,797 Coleman lanterns indoors? A camp stove? 403 00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:55,975 He could burn his house down, or the entire neighbourhood. 404 00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:59,145 And then you're looking at a commitment of 10 to 20 years. 405 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:02,689 What if-? What if he just hurts himself in a household accident? 406 00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:04,892 How does he call for help? 407 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:09,863 You have the power to help your brother. 408 00:28:10,063 --> 00:28:12,031 Truly help him. 409 00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:16,778 Ignoring this won't make it go away. 410 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:23,793 What would you do? 411 00:28:25,579 --> 00:28:27,252 All I know is... 412 00:28:27,456 --> 00:28:29,174 he needs help. 413 00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:42,430 Untie him. I'm getting him out of here. 414 00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:46,187 The nurse will bring you release forms. 415 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,074 Oh, boy. 416 00:29:03,909 --> 00:29:05,411 - Jimmy? Kim? - I found him. 417 00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:08,877 - I thought I'd wait till you got here. - Great. 418 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:11,379 - How's he doing? - Better. Resting. 419 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,005 Good. 420 00:29:14,211 --> 00:29:17,590 Jimmy, I want you to know that I've talked to the DA... 421 00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:21,473 and he absolutely will not sign off on any commitment papers. 422 00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:23,805 This is a physical condition, not mental. 423 00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:27,516 Chuck is of sound mind. I think we can all agree on that. 424 00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:30,485 You're a real peach, Howard. 425 00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:32,780 Of course you don't want Chuck committed. 426 00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:35,153 No, I don't. Why would I? 427 00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:38,156 If Chuck were committed, I'd become his legal guardian. 428 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,034 - And I'd cash him out of HHM. - Jesus, Jimmy. Now? 429 00:29:41,238 --> 00:29:42,706 You wanna hash that out here? 430 00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:45,876 The tanning bed must have melted your brain if you think- 431 00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:49,080 - Guys, Chuck, that's why we're here. - Yes. 432 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:50,505 Let's stay on point. 433 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:54,336 We're talking about the well-being of a man whom we all love very much. 434 00:29:54,543 --> 00:29:55,795 There's many factors. 435 00:29:56,003 --> 00:30:00,053 - Spite doesn't have to be one of them. - I was on the fence till you showed up. 436 00:30:00,257 --> 00:30:03,477 Thanks for helping me decide. Wave bye-bye to your cash cow... 437 00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:06,772 because it's leaving the pasture. I'm committing him. 438 00:30:11,435 --> 00:30:13,028 Jimmy-Ji-Wait. 439 00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:17,074 Jimmy, wait. Jimmy- Jimmy, can you wait? 440 00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:20,494 Jimmy, wait a second. Listen, I agree that Chuck needs help. 441 00:30:20,694 --> 00:30:24,324 And maybe it's the right thing to do, but you can't do it like this. 442 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:30,121 I just wanna see that son of a bitch sweat. It's so obvious what he's afraid of. 443 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,207 I'm taking my brother home. 444 00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:47,604 - Unh. - There you go, buddy. 445 00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:50,353 Yeah, there you go. Okay, some steps. 446 00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:53,686 One and two, and there you go. 447 00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:55,441 Hey, you're home. 448 00:30:55,645 --> 00:30:58,364 All right? Everything's gonna be all right. 449 00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:01,368 You want something to eat? 450 00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:03,870 Some tea? Cup of tea? 451 00:31:04,071 --> 00:31:05,539 Coffee. 452 00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,621 Coffee. Coffee it is. 453 00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:13,005 Jimmy, I'm gonna need my... 454 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:15,082 I don't-I... I... 455 00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:17,418 Oh, it's... 456 00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:20,504 Yeah. 457 00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:04,302 Wanna talk about this? 458 00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:07,008 Nothing to talk about. 459 00:32:07,217 --> 00:32:11,347 You took the paper, you saw this, you got sick. 460 00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:14,395 What's your point? 461 00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:19,196 Chuck, I think you got sick because you saw this story. 462 00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:22,319 Whenever you think I've done something wrong... 463 00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:24,618 something questionable, you get worse. 464 00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:27,697 I didn't get sick because I read about you in the paper. 465 00:32:27,904 --> 00:32:32,956 I got sick because I went out of my house to retrieve the paper- 466 00:32:34,244 --> 00:32:36,246 I'm too tired for this argument, Jimmy. 467 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:38,173 I've had it too many times. 468 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:42,048 You think this is the return of Slippin' Jimmy, but it's not. 469 00:32:42,252 --> 00:32:43,299 All right. 470 00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:46,632 You think the billboard thing was unethical. 471 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:50,060 But it was promotion. It was advertising, that's all. 472 00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:53,480 Which wasn't even allowed until five Supreme Court justices... 473 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,274 went bonkers in Bates Vs. State Bar of Arizona. 474 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:59,103 - Ah-ha. - But in any event... 475 00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:03,448 it's legal. If you wanna advertise, that's your business. 476 00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:05,400 “Business" being the operative word... 477 00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:08,613 because I have gotten business off of this. 478 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:12,666 Legit business: Wills, trusts. 479 00:33:12,866 --> 00:33:16,587 I'm kind of starting to specialise in elder law. 480 00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:18,003 - Elder law? - Yeah. 481 00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:20,833 The things the elderly have to deal with. I mean... 482 00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:24,045 relatives coming after their savings, telemarketers... 483 00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:27,847 reverse-mortgage scams. I mean, getting old sucks. 484 00:33:28,048 --> 00:33:32,554 Seniors need someone on their side, so you're looking at him. 485 00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:37,441 Oh, that sounds promising. 486 00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:40,144 But it has nothing to do with my condition. 487 00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:42,775 Chuck, I'm gonna make you a promise right now. 488 00:33:42,979 --> 00:33:45,323 Not necessary, not requested. 489 00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:47,993 Okay. The billboard was a one-time thing. 490 00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:50,992 I'm a good lawyer. I just needed some razzmatazz... 491 00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:53,870 you know, to get the ball rolling, some showmanship. 492 00:33:54,074 --> 00:33:57,044 - That's all it was. It's done now. It's over. - All right. 493 00:33:57,244 --> 00:33:59,667 From here on out, I'm gonna play by the rules. 494 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:02,340 - As any lawyer should. - Exactly. 495 00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:04,543 There are clients out there who need me. 496 00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:08,176 I'm gonna give them the best representation I know how to provide. 497 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:12,180 I'm on the up-and-up, okay? I will be good. 498 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:16,935 Slippin' Jimmy, he's back in Cicero. Dead and buried. 499 00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:22,986 Okay. 500 00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:26,906 We'll see. 501 00:34:27,524 --> 00:34:29,026 Where you going? 502 00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:31,612 Somebody's gotta make that coffee. 503 00:34:39,828 --> 00:34:41,080 I'm sure the truth will come out... 504 00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:44,713 if indeed that's what we're all interested in. 505 00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:46,881 I know everybody in this courtroom... 506 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:49,838 has strong feelings about Nicholas Baron's past... 507 00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:54,643 but I submit he is not on trial here for his past. 508 00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:59,940 He is on trial for the murders of Donald Kovack and Eddie Alonzo. 509 00:35:02,392 --> 00:35:04,520 Single-breasted. 510 00:35:06,688 --> 00:35:09,191 Light blue or cream. 511 00:35:09,399 --> 00:35:11,151 It's blue. 512 00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:14,829 Linen. 513 00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:26,541 Simple. Single pocket. 514 00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:03,958 Thank you. 515 00:36:41,616 --> 00:36:44,586 Hello there. James McGill, attorney at law. 516 00:36:44,786 --> 00:36:48,006 - How are you this fine morning? - I'm just fine. How about you? 517 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:51,380 Oh, very good. Play fair. 518 00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:55,259 Oh, what do we got here? Ah, I see... 519 00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:57,716 a piece is trying to get away here. 520 00:36:57,924 --> 00:36:59,176 Enjoy the Jell-O. 521 00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:02,604 Get to the bottom. Wait, who's the banker here? 522 00:37:02,804 --> 00:37:05,307 That's the only one I wanna talk to. There he is. 523 00:37:05,515 --> 00:37:07,108 - How are you? - Hey. I'm good. 524 00:37:07,308 --> 00:37:08,901 Whoa, what a grip, young man. 525 00:37:09,102 --> 00:37:11,571 Watch out, that's my will-writing hand. 526 00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:13,648 - I'm quite strong, you know. - Okay. 527 00:37:13,857 --> 00:37:16,952 Hello, ladies. You look beautiful today. 528 00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:19,241 All right over there? 529 00:37:19,446 --> 00:37:21,824 Very good. Play fair. 530 00:37:22,031 --> 00:37:23,078 No betting. 531 00:37:23,283 --> 00:37:25,786 Wait a second, is that Veronica Lake? 532 00:37:25,994 --> 00:37:28,213 Give me a hug, beautiful. 533 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,170 Yes. You look great today. 534 00:37:31,374 --> 00:37:33,718 All right. No cheating, no hiding the tablet. 535 00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:36,012 Oh, what do we have here? 536 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:47,815 Hey, there he is. The man in the booth. 537 00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:50,394 John Wilkes Booth. Booth Tarkington. 538 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:51,979 What you reading there? 539 00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:55,817 The Complete Annotated Book of Rules for Parking Validation? 540 00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:57,071 No. 541 00:37:57,275 --> 00:38:00,404 The rules for parking validation are actually pretty simple. 542 00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:02,740 Most people get it on the first try. 543 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:08,336 Well, you'll be pleased to know I have the requisite stickers. 544 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:10,664 Be still my heart. 545 00:38:10,872 --> 00:38:12,124 And... 546 00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:15,381 you can have this as well. 547 00:38:15,585 --> 00:38:17,553 I'm doing elder law now. 548 00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:19,472 "Need a will, call McGill." 549 00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:24,303 So give me a call if you, uh... 550 00:38:24,511 --> 00:38:28,641 If you happen to know any elders. 551 00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:33,445 - Good night. - Couldn't have a bad one if I tried. 552 00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:09,931 - Good night. - Good night. 553 00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:33,455 Have a good one. 554 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:39,840 He drove in from El Paso, but he made good time. 555 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:47,059 Pick it up on pancakes. 556 00:40:02,859 --> 00:40:05,237 - Eggs over-medium. - Hash browns. 557 00:40:11,159 --> 00:40:12,581 Eggs over, pick it up. 558 00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:25,005 Don't be so silly. 559 00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:27,462 - There's nobody around. - You never can tell. 560 00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:29,297 - Then I'll come in. - I wouldn't. 561 00:42:29,505 --> 00:42:32,133 - We're going to be late. - Don't be bashful, Lucy. 562 00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:34,890 I'm not bashful, but I've never kissed you before. 563 00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:36,971 And I don't think this is the place. 564 00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:40,150 Gosh, if you knew how crazy I am about you, you wouldn't hesitate. 565 00:42:40,349 --> 00:42:41,396 I can't sleep. 566 00:42:41,601 --> 00:42:42,944 Why don't you take some hot milk. 567 00:42:43,144 --> 00:42:45,192 I must be in love because I started- 568 00:43:19,639 --> 00:43:21,437 Long way from home, aren't you? 569 00:43:21,641 --> 00:43:23,689 You and me both.